...Your greenbeans, aunt.

Dear anonymous aunt:

Your greenbeans suck. They are chewy, flavorless, and have the texture of rubber. I'd love to tell you, but you happen to be an alcoholic who's pretending to be recovering, so i don't want to be overtly blamed for your recession back into the booze, which I can tell from the corner of your eye that you drink regularly. and whats worse is that you lie about it. to your husband and your kids and your relatives, because you cant cope with the pain of recovery.

But other than that, merry xmas everyone!